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Summary ✓ Toil Trouble ☆ eBook, PDF or Kindle ePUB From the number one New York Times bestselling author comes another stunning memoir that is tender touchingand just a little spooky Here’s a partial list of things I don’t believe in God The Devil Heaven Hell Bigfoot Ancient Aliens Past lives Life after death Vampires Zombies Reiki Homeopathy Rolfing Reflexology Note that 'witches' and 'witchcraft' are absent from this list The thing is I wouldn’t believe in them and I would privately ridicule any idiot who did except for one thing I am a witchFor as long as Augusten Burroughs cou. Witchy Wonderful There are three things you should know about witches 1 As long as there have been human beings there have been witch beings 2 Witches have always been misunderstood 3 Witches are real Witchcraft is not a religion It s the craftwork of a witch it s the thing witches do Witches can possess any and all of these traits in greater or less or degree Augusten shared a partial list of things he doesn t believe inGod The devil heaven hell Bigfoot ancient aliens past lives life after death vampires zombies Reiki homeopathy rolfing reflexology Note that witches and witchcraft are absent from the list Augusten says The thing is I wouldn t believe in them and I would privately ridicule any idiot who did except for one thing NEWS FLASHAugusten Burroughs is a witch YEP Augusten is not joking But he is extremely funny We know many things about Augusten Burroughs from past books novels and memoirsHe isoutrageously funnyself awarewisehonestgay entertaininginspiringingenioushad a past disaster personal liferaised in a very dysfunctional homesuffered from alcohol addiction for many yearsovercame harrowing challengeshe is smartrealpersonablehonestbrilliant and lovableetc etc etcI feel like I ve been growing up with himBut this is his first memoir where we learn about his uniue spooky magical abilities with fabulous interesting coming of age stories WITCHIE TALENTED Augusten outdid himself with this memoirIt s awesome with tasteful humor and tasteful truth Toil and Trouble the title of this book comes fromShakespeare Double double toil and trouble fire burn and cauldron bubble is one of the most famous lines in English literature These lines are spoken in unison by three witches who predict Macbeth s future throughout Ghosts are real trees can want to kill you beavers are the spawn of satan houses are alive and in the end love is the most powerful magic of all This new Burroughs memoir was fascinating exciting to read uirky genuine and it completely warmed my heartBig thanks to St Martins Publishing Netgalley and Augusten Burroughs I LOVE THIS NEW BOOKBurroughs rocks my book reading thinkingfeeling world

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Summary ✓ Toil Trouble ☆ eBook, PDF or Kindle ePUB After that Augusten was on his own On his own to navigate the world of this tricky power; on his own to either use or misuse this giftFrom the hilarious to the terrifying Toil Trouble is a chronicle of one man's journey to understand himself to reconcile the powers he can wield with things with which he is helpless There are very few things that are coincidences as you will learn in Toil Trouble Ghosts are real trees can want to kill you beavers are the spawn of Satan houses are alive and in the end love is the most powerful magic of a. So last night I had a dream i was eating a Twix bar today I was at the grocery store checking out and holy cow would you believe it there was the very same Twix bar from my dream So I must be a witchThis book is a mash up of different predictions and weak stories trying so desperately to make himself believe hes different for a reason or has some greater purpose I give this hot mess 0 stars and would demand a refund except I was unfortunate enough to be picked as a give away winner

Read & download ´ eBook, PDF or Kindle ePUB Û Augusten Burroughs

Summary ✓ Toil Trouble ☆ eBook, PDF or Kindle ePUB Ld remember he knew things he shouldn't have known He manifested things that shouldn't have come to pass And he told exactly no one about this save one person his mother His mother reassured him that it was all perfectly normal that he was descended from a long line of witches going back to the days of the early American colonies And that this family tree was filled with witches It was a bond that he and his mother shared until the day she left him in the care of her psychiatrist to be raised in his family but that's a whole other story. I call BS but still am bewitchedRun run run This madman swears he s a witch and I swear it s BS Yet here I sit suirmy happy because the guy has me in the palm of his sweaty little witch hand This writer of Running with Scissors fame has done it again in his latest funny and endearing memoirI had my doubts Right from the very beginning Burroughs starts with the witch business Look at me look at me I m a witch like a little kid running around on a broom giggling away I didn t want to hear this weirdo claim it made me uncomfortable as all get out I wanted him to talk normal knock it off My instant reaction was that it was cheesy and gimmicky and juvenile Besides I have a strict witch rule they re only allowed to exist in kids books Period Yetyethere I go along on his wild ride I used to not believe any woo woo stuff but in the last five years or so I ve seen and experienced so so many coincidences I now believe that something deliciously weird and funny is going on in the universe However I do not believe anyone has the power to make things happen including the charming Mr Burroughs Cut the witch crapSo here s the scoop Burroughs does talk about lots of amazing coincidences and they drew me in and appealed to my embarrassing though thankfully limited woo woo tendencies Yet damn every time he summed up a story he claimed credit for the coincidence Since this writer can basically do no wrong I just said to myself Well dear Augusten believes this so it s okay It s just the way his art goes It doesn t keep me from loving his brilliant writing I ll just look the other way when he goes all witchy on me And I even kept my cool as he gave a little lecture on the history of witches early on as well as when he went totally over the top woo woo at the end Because this guy can write He makes me laugh and he makes me dance I m a sucker for comedians I really am He s a bit like Sedaris only I think he s a little warmer and crazier He has an anxiety disorder among other mental disorders and boy can he articulate what he s anxious about Often he writes about hysterical worst case scenarios and I just love those And he talks about the sad cycle of doing something rash to assuage your anxiety and later regretting that you went to that extreme the old relief followed by regret scenario This happens to me every time I brutally murder a harmless spider In this memoir he chronicles his life as a middle aged man married to a man he loves the father of a few dogs and living in an ancient house in Connecticut after spending his adult life in New York City I loved all his tales There is a fantastic story about a crazy man living in a garish mansion Burroughs gives a zillion vivid details of the contents of the house Usually I hate descriptions of objects but damn if he didn t have me hanging on his every word Two other stand out topics nicotine patches and candy bars both were absolutely hysterical bits I ll always remember the story of his ominous tree tooWhat makes Burroughs so likeable is that he s charming self effacing and pretty crazy There s so much wit in this witch Plus he s able to set it up so you feel like you re sitting across from him Not every writer can pull this off I also like that he s dramatic and so creative Sure he probably exaggerates for effect but if it s entertaining I don t care whether it all went down exactly as he said it didHis metaphors are relatable and not self conscious in the least they re not all Iowa writing workshop ish His metaphors are sharp NYC not flow y nature I relate to the NYC style than Walden Pond I highlighted a lot Given how much I twitched with all the witch talk it goes to show that authors I love can get away with anything Yes the witch knocked a star out of my hand but the book stands proud as a 4 star and I ll smile whenever I think of itYou combine witty with cynical and then add an anxiety disorder and you get some pretty great stuff oh if you have the writing chops that is And Burroughs for sure does Never mind that he goes overboard with the witch business la la la I m looking the other waydespite the last line of the book You don t have to believe in witches But don t ever fuck with one Thanks to Edelweiss for the advance copy

  • Hardcover
  • 320
  • Toil Trouble
  • Augusten Burroughs
  • English
  • 19 February 2019
  • 9781250019950